it’s for science
"golden lesbian guinea pig with a paralyzing fear of the color yellow. They only listen to Tiesto. They cannot sing. Starving artist. Kind of a huge jerk."
Golden with the fear of yellow? How’s that working out for you.
“spooky super-gay crawfish with six arms. They don’t like anchovies. They know a dinosaur who actually is pretty mean. Works as a stripper. Kind of a huge jerk.”
“lavender very gay arctic wolf with six arms. They cannot pronounce common words. Tried kissing once. It was awful. Is a secret agent. Incredibly lucky.”
i must do something with this
”??? bisexual antelope with a bionic arm. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They know how to knit. Wears jeans covered in patches. Chaotic Good.”
I might actually draw this antelope…
black bisexual nurse shark with a peg leg. One eye doesn’t work quite right. They love to skateboard. Wears a loin cloth. Why? Who knows. They have a house on an island.
low poly panromantic doberman with a billion children. They have a split tongue. They cannot sing. Wears studded leather jackets. Aggressively calls everyone buddy.
The last part tho
black demisexual honey badger with a bionic arm. They love to troll reddit. They secretly invented the iPhone. Wears studded leather jackets. They don’t give a fuck about the oxford comma.
yellow lesbian antelope with questionable morals. They love hop-scotch. They love to skateboard. Works as a mechanic. Incredibly lucky.